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Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping. Before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 11:04am - misc - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Washington)

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aww.. maybe you should have took it off when you realised the zipper was hard to do up?

#7 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:13pm by purplestuff

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You do realise that your body changes. Even if you weighted less than you did in high school, your hips have changed, therefore you'll never be able to fit into teenage clothing again. That's why there's separate teen and women's sections....it's the cut of the clothing.

#9 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:14pm by chapelsen

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