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Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30531) - you deserved it (7205)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:40pm - misc - by soldier (man) - United States (Georgia)

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