Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28070) - you totally deserved it (6530)
On 05/05/2009 at 10:40pm - misc - by soldier (man) - United States (Georgia)
Hahaha! FLM indeed. Girls who say 'Ew' are stupid anyways. Does she live in your apartmentcomplex?
Because you might meet her again then, which kind of sucks.
#2 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:52am by depechemode
She is probably high maintenance anyway. If she is that easily disgusted then imagine how hard she is to please and keep happy. Your better off not even wasting your time flirting with her.
Wow, your life is so devastating seeing as how you would have had a chance.
#7 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:14am by MajorLeeScrewed
Been there... tho I never quite got that negative of a reaction, just usually a laugh or a puzzled look.
uh how is this an fml? some dumb bitch sees you with your belt undone and its the end of the world? man you must live a pretty perfect life if thats the worst thing thats happened to you. im not gonna vote either way.
#10 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:38am by organisedchaos
#8 is right
there are tons of other girls, plus, she wuldve freaked out if things ever got heated up
but haha its funny....fYl
#15 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:45am by emodrew
Ew? Seriously, she said "Ew"?
That automatically makes her not worth your time.
Oh and lol #4!
#17 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:11am by barlessprison
ROFL #4
This is a FML because now a hot girl next floor thinks he's a pervert. Guess she will also spread the word to the other tenants...
Dumb bitch. :) What's with all these girls screaming over stupid shit? Any intelligent person would not say anything and wait for the next elevator.
(Completely agree with #19, except it should be an "IDGAF" button.)
#21 - On 05/06/2009 at 10:49am by x_eyebrows
Bit of an over reaction on her part, but I feel your pain. There's someone in my building who's very attractive who always seems to catch me at the worst, most unexplainable moments too. Makes for some long uncomfortable elevator rides.
I think she overreacted. It's not like your pants were unzipped too....
...or were they?
#25 - On 05/06/2009 at 11:46am by czechitout
couldn't you have put your tie on in the elevator, you're just asking for it with the belt.
#1 lawwwwl =]
I would've just said "You ever hear that Aerosmith song: Love on an elevator?"
or
"Sorry, sorry, was just at my boss' office on the top floor. He just gave me my bonus."
or
"Bad timing, I just got done paying my cable bill upstairs."
#30 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:49pm by rukusrazor
. . .
That girls a retard,then.
I mean, so what if your belt was undone?
I would maybe be worried if your PANTS were undone.
Maybe she has a phobia of belts? Seriously, a tad oversensitive, wow! But really, do your belt up before your get on the elevator next time?
#13 !!!!!!!!
She's really stupid to be grossed out by that. What a wimp.
#37 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:33pm by nnnnn12345
@36 deserves it? she freaked out over nothing, thats hardly something you deserve. dumbass.
#40 - On 05/06/2009 at 10:59pm by organisedchaos
Well your penis must be foul and malodorous. p.s. it's called a lift not an elevator. Bye!
#44 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:25am by oldslagliv
wow 2 all the ppl who think worse of her 4 saying 'ew'
i think it's a bit of an overreaction...unless it looked like u were taking it off...?
