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Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38517) - you deserved it (9597)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:40pm - misc - by soldier (man) - United States (Georgia)

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This FML would've only been complete if you'd spilled milk on the floor, too.

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:52am by FMY_FYL

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She is probably high maintenance anyway. If she is that easily disgusted then imagine how hard she is to please and keep happy. Your better off not even wasting your time flirting with her.

#6 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:11am by Jimboom

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