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Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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This FML would've only been complete if you'd spilled milk on the floor, too.

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:52am by FMY_FYL

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Haha, yeah #4. He should be happy he made a girl get off.

#5 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:57am by Panime

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