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Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML


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On 06/22/2011 at 9:31am - misc - by youknowwhatitis - Australia (South Australia)

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Bitch slapped?

#1 - On 06/22/2011 at 1:12pm by Mrsassypants

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Consider yourself lucky that you know how to wolf whistle and that was the first time you have EVER been slapped in the head.

#3 - On 06/22/2011 at 1:13pm by iAmScrubs

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