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Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40292) - you deserved it (3570)

On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(

#3 - On 06/19/2011 at 3:00am by ariannaimelda

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I hope you had insurance!

#1 - On 06/19/2011 at 2:57am by pandabeargirl89

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