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Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(

#3 - On 06/19/2011 at 3:00am by ariannaimelda

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maybe the ambulance driver saw u overlooking a motionless body in a ditch and assumed that u had killed them so he swerved and hit your get away vehicle.

#5 - On 06/19/2011 at 3:03am by flockz

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