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Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20655) - you deserved it (7176)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:49pm - misc - by Stormy - United States (Minnesota)

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I get really tired in dark places too, probably best to go home and nap as opposed to the cinema.

#3 - On 06/18/2011 at 8:01pm by cheesecakex

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What's name of the movie? I've been suffering from insomnia :(

#18 - On 06/18/2011 at 8:20pm by Xathanos

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