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Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11726) - you deserved it (21236)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

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Thats better than forgetting your pants

#5 - On 06/17/2011 at 7:15pm by MilkShakez

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you didnt feel the pebbles on the ground?

#1 - On 06/17/2011 at 7:14pm by moosemonkey1000

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