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Yesterday I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelld at me to get up so I did. He then pausd and laughd. I was sleeping nakd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45506) - you deserved it (6081)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

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I think being laughed at by a burglar holding a gun would be the least of your worries.

#2 - On 06/16/2011 at 6:04am by Showmehowtolive

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slap him for laughing, but don't use your hands

#3 - On 06/16/2011 at 6:05am by ChopToxicity

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