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Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
Maybe he had a feisty fight with an eyelash curler back in the day.
Police > mall cops > the guy with three teeth telling a kid they can't ride on the Ferris Wheel > TSA
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014