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Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
Maybe he had a feisty fight with an eyelash curler back in the day.
yeah don't joke around toward them or cops... they never think its funny
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016