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Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29680) - you deserved it (6816)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

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Maybe he had a feisty fight with an eyelash curler back in the day.

#2 - On 06/16/2011 at 2:54am by Livinia

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Police > mall cops > the guy with three teeth telling a kid they can't ride on the Ferris Wheel > TSA

#4 - On 06/16/2011 at 2:57am by Zebidee

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