Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
by lalala / 06/14/2011 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
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who'd you stab?
#1 - On 06/14/2011 at 10:28am by Gucci_Girl
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You shouldn't have been wearing your new hockey mask at the same time.
#18 - On 06/14/2011 at 10:35am by perdix
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