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Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (3066)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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who'd you stab?

#1 - On 06/14/2011 at 10:28am by Gucci_Girl

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You shouldn't have been wearing your new hockey mask at the same time.

#18 - On 06/14/2011 at 10:35am by perdix

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