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Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30536) - you deserved it (3006)

On 06/13/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by disgusteddaughter (woman) - Australia

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So basically you have a pet gorilla roaming around your house.

#4 - On 06/13/2011 at 9:59am by iAmScrubs

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Sexy. I bet that's what Justin Beiber is gonna look like when he gets older.

#12 - On 06/13/2011 at 10:06am by Zombieslayer1

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