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Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43342) - you deserved it (2602)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited

#5 - On 06/08/2011 at 6:01am by enonymous

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Pay her back in pennies.

#11 - On 06/08/2011 at 6:09am by Chinnithy

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