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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46150) - you deserved it (6822)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:04am by tick_tock

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If this is posted three times, I'm sorry because my computer is fucking me in the ass right now.
I would get that haircut on purpose. Leonard Nimoy is a god.
@4, you just made the first acceptable number post in the history of FML.

#6 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:09am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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