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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
If this is posted three times, I'm sorry because my computer is fucking me in the ass right now.
I would get that haircut on purpose. Leonard Nimoy is a god.
@4, you just made the first acceptable number post in the history of FML.
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