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Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44474) - you deserved it (6473)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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