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Today, I paid for $60 haircut from a professional stylist. I look like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was that during the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to go see that new Star Trek movie?" Now wherever I go people are giving me the 'live long in prosper' sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40595) - you totally deserved it (5728)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:04am by tick_tock

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Well his right why in the efin world would you pay tht gay ass fag tht like Star Trek.
And what the hell is his problem you said trim not I wana look like Spock go back there and beat him STRAIGHT.

#279 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:52pm by rubberbandgeek

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Uh, excuse me? Star Trek is AWESOME. And, please, this is a LITERATE site. So use those 3rd grade grammar and spelling skills.

But, seriously, dude, why pay for something you didn't want?

#284 - On 10/18/2009 at 5:27pm by AuriPantz

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It's not like he has the choice to not pay. They can call the cops on your ass. And as for people saying it's his fault. How does he deserve it? It's not liek you can watch what your hair cutter is doing to your hair like wtf. Honestly there are bad haircutters out in the world. It's not like it's his fault -_-

#293 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:26pm by metro_mello

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isnt it live long AND prosper?

#296 - On 02/28/2010 at 9:43am by blankaex

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well you should have told her what you wanted

#299 - On 06/06/2010 at 11:50am by victoria4161993

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It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

#2 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:05am by loto

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I have my mom do my hair. Put the point remains that YDI for paying so much for that. I mean, what the hell? You could have gone to see Star Trek like 10 times with $60. At least in Nebraska. Probably more expensive in other places.

#273 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:59am by genius_man16

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It's $10.25 a ticket in NY (capital district anyway), don't know anywhere else. If you're only paying 6ish, you're lucky in my opinion haha

#276 - On 07/17/2009 at 8:49am by stripper_bitch

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hahahaha give the sign back to em!(:

#297 - On 04/14/2010 at 4:30pm by kaytee05

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Do you have black hair?

#3 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:07am by Singularity

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may the fourth be with you!

#4 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:07am by eff_mi_lyfe

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Dude, Wrong movie. May the fourth be with you is Star WARS, not star trek.

#274 - On 07/16/2009 at 2:48pm by yowler18

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lol she's number 4. may the FOURTH be with you. i get it.

#277 - On 07/20/2009 at 12:18am by picky_and_bitter

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Still, wrong movie. FAIL.

#281 - On 08/26/2009 at 1:58am by Tess

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It's force, not fourth....but yeah, #4

#282 - On 08/29/2009 at 12:47am by blackheart115

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Way to not get it, blackheart.

#288 - On 12/05/2009 at 11:37am by popoman

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im guessing you read that on MLIA. may fourth is clearly national star wars day because of it.

#289 - On 12/08/2009 at 10:32pm by poisonfrog7

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YDI for paying ridiculous price for a hair you don't even like.. Why the hell didn't you tell the stylist to change it?

#5 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:09am by Horde

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Yeah Op, you're a boy, just do a buzz cut.

#283 - On 10/10/2009 at 3:19am by RubixMonkey

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If this is posted three times, I'm sorry because my computer is fucking me in the ass right now.
I would get that haircut on purpose. Leonard Nimoy is a god.
@4, you just made the first acceptable number post in the history of FML.

#6 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:09am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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but yesterday was "may the fourth be with you" day.
YDI
just because you paid for something I'm guessing you did not want.

#7 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:09am by mfed1120

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hahaha aww i feel for u. But u know, u could always get people to pay for taking their picture with u, the STAR TREKKER. And u could earn money off of ur stupid haircut and people get a picture and all is good "D

#8 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:09am by AndreaKina

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Unless you didn't look in the mirror before leaving the hair place, then you could've done something about the haircut. Sorry, but you get no sympathy from me.

#9 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:13am by poeticpunk77

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Why would you pay for it? If you didn't like the haircut then get them to change it or complain. Either way you will get your money back or a different haircut.

#10 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:14am by Jimboom

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#11 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am by marcusaurelius

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Someone is a push-over. Boo-hoo, you couldn't stand up for yourself. This is what happens when you get your hair cut at a Trekkie convention.




/Star Wars is so much better.



/That's right, lets start this flame war!

#12 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:19am by rukusrazor

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funny

#13 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:23am by shalvius

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all the people that know you look like Spock must be massive geeks for knowing what that haircut looks like, FYL.

#14 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:29am by yer_maw

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Not necessiarily, Star Trek is pretty iconic. I'm sure if someone held up pictues of the characters people would be able to identify them without having to be obsessed with it. Same thing could be said for Star Wars.

#287 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:08pm by theteal

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At least you didn't get the old Anakin Skywalker haircut

#15 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:29am by Dude

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lol @11. lol. my aunt once gave me the "live long and prosper" sign while saying, "may the force be with you"

@OP thats awesome. :D

#16 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:34am by latuka

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HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH this one is just: PRICELESS!!!!!!

#17 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:35am by prettygirlsonly

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Live long and prosper! LOL! Spock is awesome, be proud! xD

#18 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:36am by Anon_Coconut

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I have nothing to add here except that Star Trek is going to be DAMN AWESOME

#19 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:41am by HurriKaty

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lol@11 i was just gonna say that :)

#20 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:45am by rebelchild

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what did #11 say??

#264 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:47am by eastgirl16

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something about it being 'live long AND prosper' instead of what the OP said... no big deal

#265 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:54am by Remegy

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wow, how stupid can you be to pay over $15 for a haircut, I really hope you're not a guy, thats just plain sad. YDI dumbass.

#21 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:49am by primogen18

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Dude, at least they didn't shave your eyebrows to match. But yeah, $60 for a haircut is pretty stupid so I think you deserve it a little bit.

#22 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:58am by littlegolferboy

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everyone is being so cruel! haven't you all ever had a haircut that made you never want to leave the house? FYL man, get it fixed.

#23 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:58am by danielleFML

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YDI!

#24 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:59am by LilKonvicted

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Why didn't you tell the stylist to stop? I mean, yeah, it sucks to get a bad haircut. Even so, you can tell the stylist what you want/don't want/that they're doing something that you don't like. And if you don't like the end result, ask them to fix it.

#25 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:03am by puhffft

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Wow, that does suck!
If your a guy: buzz it off.
If your a girl: try to get it fixed if possible, but that's a pretty short haircut. If not, I feel bad for you.
Also, you should know your stylist/hair cutter, then this wouldn't have happened. That way you won't end up with this mistake.
Also, I just had my hair washed, cut and styled (blown out) two weeks ago and it cost me $30, so buzz off to all of you who are saying that it's outrageous to have paid that much to have his/her hair cut. If you get your hair cut for like $10 you must go to your mother cause I don't know anywhere where I can get a wash & a cut for that. The cheapest is like $15 before taxes and that's at "Firts Choice Haircutters". If you care about your hair just like the rest of your body, you'll pay the money to have it properly done.

#26 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:07am by LadyDee

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I also find it ironic how she just happened to give you the haircut around the same time the "Star Trek" movie is coming out. Hmmm...
...and if you didn't like it you should have told her and make her fix it, but I understand if you didn't cause you were scared she could have made things worse then they already are.

#27 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:10am by LadyDee

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youre stupid for letting it happen YDI

#28 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:13am by organisedchaos

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That SUCKS....i'd just buzz it off, dude. It's not worth it to walk around like that. On a side note does anybody want to take bets on whether or not that hairdresser uses the broomstick handle to go to town on herself to kilngon porn?

#29 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:13am by Ae_hunt

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"live long in prosper"

...

SERIOUSLY?!

dude, it's and. I'm a Woid and I know that.

...well, ok, I'm a Woid who moonlights as a Trekkie, but I'm not sure what you would call that

-POINT BEING!

....you're an idiot. Get over it. YDI.

#30 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:22am by Hummingbird114

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Haha that really sucks! But you shouldn't have left the store if you weren't happy with it..
Live long and prosper :]

#31 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:22am by AnneFTW

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i hope you didnt tip 15% for that

#32 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:23am by greensharpie

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u shouldnt have paid for it. ure not required for pay for a hairstyle u dont like. they have to fix it or let u go for free.

#34 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:28am by BayouBengal4Life

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Then go back and get it fixed.

#35 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:36am by Dhamy

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Wow, $60. So much money. You must be male. Well, I hope so, if you're sporting the Spock look these days! You must have been extremely unclear as to what you wanted when the stylist asked. Did you have your eyes closed the entire time and not notice what was going on? You know you're allowed to speak up if you hate it, right?

#36 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:44am by kellster

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How hard can it be to be uclear about" just a trim"
the guy who cut his hair was just a dumbass who can't listen cause he's too busy going crazy about a stupid movie

#285 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:15pm by dj555dragon

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if you look like anything like the new spock (zachary quinto

#37 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:50am by Adair

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#11, you so read my mind
LOL #15!
To the author...we SO need a picture to make this FML even funnier!

#38 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:51am by ETI_FML

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ouch dude! idk whether to feel sorry for you for the bad haircut or not because you paid $60 for that.

#39 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:01pm by tarexx

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it's "live long AND prosper" tard

#40 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:07pm by ams7509

dude your life IS AWESOME!
how is this an FML?!

#41 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:13pm by cheezcake

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I'm assuming you're a guy. You shouldn't have paid $60 for a haircut! The people in SuperCuts are "professional stylists" too, you know!

#42 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:18pm by mattmag

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Just tell them that you're the long-lost Beatle who played the bagpipes.

#43 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:20pm by SunlightVeins

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#1 he obviously must have paid for it first and the person doing it probably made it like that as a joke
but you should have gone to a cheaper haircutting place and made sure you got a haircut that you like .-.

#44 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:24pm by blargity

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dude, Spock's hair is bloody awesome :)

#45 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:30pm by theArkenstone

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Why are you complaining again? You have the haircut of one of the most brilliant characters in history...

#46 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:32pm by Rodjmeister

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It's live long AND prosper, not in prosper. You don't deserve that haircut, and I mean that in a bad way LOLOL.

#47 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:32pm by pew_pew_lasers

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I picked YDI because you're supposed to take a picture of the haircut you want. Or at least describe it with a lot of details. And, yeah, you shouldn't pay for it until they fix it! The good thing about hair...it grows back =)

#48 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:35pm by im_bored

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YDI for not appreciating how AWESOME your new hair cut is.

#49 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:37pm by Victoria2103

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and u paid for it??? YDI

#50 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:39pm by mattiscool

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I got a haircut I hated yesterday too.. If your like me.. you wouldn't know the protocol for not paying for a haircut that came out bad

#51 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:45pm by Jade_Rothwell

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LOL! Star Trek will be awesome anyway! just go see it and you'll fit RIGHT in with the trekkies! and get your eyebrows done

#52 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:55pm by NinjaNiamh

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$60 hair cut... Right there is where I determined YDI. $15 including tax is what I'll pay.

#53 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:56pm by 01100110

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TDI for a haircut. I pay about 15 for mine.

#55 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:59pm by RPGod

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$60? seriously? Just wow dude, wow. I pay $10 max for mine, if I want something fancy, I buy hair gel and do it myself, still way under 60 . . .

Another thing, why didn't you say something during the hair cut? I mean, the mirror is there for both you and the stylist. Also, don't they give you like a variety of options? If you're getting charged that much I would have thought they tell you what you're getting or are asked what you want. Was "The Spocker" an option that you chose or did you just let some stylist go crazy without even caring?

YDI for being careless and not saying something during

#56 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:16pm by Always4tehlolz

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SWEET! i would SOOOOO date you!! i LOVE mr spock :) :)

#57 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:17pm by infiniheart

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$60 is a lot for a male cut. We only charge $40 at my salon. GET A REFUND. DON'T YOU DARE PAY FOR HAIR YOU DON'T LIKE EVER AGAIN.

#58 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:17pm by nikkirito

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Hahahaha… dork. Look at it this way: Your hair is a great conversation piece.

#59 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:19pm by NoBounceNoPlay

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I paid around 50 for my haircut, when I go to the cheap places they ALWAYS seem to screw it up, and don't know what they're doing. And they SHOULD know what they're doing without a picture. If you explain it properly, they get it. My new hairstylist Kyra, all I had to do was tell her I wanted it thinned and trimmed, and she did an AMAZING job, she threw in layers, and showed me the best way to style it. Stop bitching about the OP spending 60 for a haircut, and stop saying he/she should have had a picture.

#60 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:36pm by jennam

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And FTL.

It's just hair.

:)

#61 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:50pm by jSOPURE

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Are you sure people were referring to the haircut? Maybe you just have really pointy ears that weren't exposed before...

#62 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:54pm by poolshark

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that's kinda awesome as far as i'm concerned... even tho the new movie sucks.

#63 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:57pm by skcseth

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that's hilarious xD!

#64 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:01pm by Lelio

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YDI it for not letting the stylist knowing what you wanted and for actually paying for it. There's a reason why you pay AFTER your haircut.

#65 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:04pm by shadow_child

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that is so cool

#66 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:04pm by Sofa_King

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ahhahahahahahahha FYL man

#67 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:16pm by DaemonDoC

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$60 and you're not allowed to tell her what haircut you wanted?

And #4 - Wrong movie.

#68 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:43pm by alex_vik

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Why the hell would anybody pay $60 for a haircut? You definitely deserved it.

#69 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:56pm by RunawayKibbles

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I blame you for having pointy ears.

#70 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:56pm by Big_Kane

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First $60 haircut u r a fruit cake another thing u should call up the star trek movie producers u r now a walking ad

#71 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:01pm by themanwhoiscool

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Haha that's actually hilarious.

#72 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:04pm by HarborLights

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#8- That's a great idea. He could make enough to pay for his haircut.

#73 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:30pm by kristindabomb

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nerf herder!!!!

#74 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:39pm by bucket85

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#4, Wrong. That's Star Wars, and today is the fifth.
And isn't it "Live Long AND Prosper?"


#46, what the hell. Just because Spock may have been a brilliant character, it doesn't mean his haircut is cool, or good at all. Especially in this day and age.

#75 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:54pm by iEuphorical

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#43/SunlightVeins: LOL!

#76 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:58pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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Why the hell do you not wanna look like Spock. Spock is awesome. If you ask me I'd say that's a good accident.

#77 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:21pm by cows4

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#4, you're a dumbass.
Star Wars and Star Trek are not the same thing.

#78 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:26pm by theghostofher

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HAHAHAH

#79 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:26pm by toshi_7

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bahahaha priceless! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!!!

#80 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:44pm by ellebell

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I would be happy to be in your shoes right now.

#81 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:47pm by astan92

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Maybe you can charge people for your autograph?

Sounds like your hairstylist is a Star Trek fan. Did the customer who left the shop before you look like Captain Kirk?

#82 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:57pm by thugbert

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That's so awesome. i have no idea how or why this is an FML. TRekkies will adore you.

#83 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:16pm by Crash5510

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bwahahahahahahahahaha! This was definitely one of the better ones! I laughed so hard I scared my cat.

#84 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:27pm by notnormal

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LMAO! funniest thing in life! I almost peed my pants

#85 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:29pm by JerJer

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Live long and prosper!


actually... um... i think it's ok to have a spock haircut

#86 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:31pm by were_giraffe

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I really see no problem with that.
Spock is sexy. And Star Trek is amazing.

#87 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:44pm by Bunbu

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jeeze people. settle down about the 60 dollar haircut. who are you to care how much someone decides to spend on their haircut? and not EVERYONE is a trekkie. hell i've never even watched an episode of it. so what if they said "live long in prosper"? give me a break. its not that big of a deal.


but anyways. this fml is hilarious! and i definitely feel for you. bad haircuts are the worst. let alone one like spock's.. hahahahhaha. someday you might laugh at this.. maybe.

#88 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:55pm by jabbaundead

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Something similar happened to me. I used to have long metal-head hair. I decided to get it cut so it would look a bit emo-ish, but apparently... it turned out to look like I was Lancelot. :/ It's growing back great though. I'm sure your hair will to. :D

Oh, and Spock is awesome.

#89 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:58pm by Dean

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aw, that sucks. My brother always gets a Spock haircut whenever my mom takes him to her hairstylist (btw he's only 10) because he can't speak chinese...It looks really bad.

But its pretty funny =]

#90 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:10pm by Gasperilla

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Wear a hat bud.

#91 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:25pm by college_stories

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Not an FML. Spock is Awesome! Live Long and Prosper.

#92 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:33pm by SPQR

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Good thing that salons offer "re-do" for free within the first 2 weeks !

#93 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:48pm by Jsgirl

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Prosper isn't a fucking noun, idiot.

#94 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:56pm by TheKitchenSink

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Live long and prosper.
If you're gonna post a story, at least get correct facts idiot.

#95 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:05pm by christybee

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Considering you know what the sign is called, I'm not sure the haircut was a total accident.

#96 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:27pm by majesticjac

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How is that a bad thing? Star Trek is awesome and Spock is the man. Live long and prosper \\//

#97 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:41pm by thekraken

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It's just as bad they know what Spock looks like. And It's not your fault. They are the nerds knowing that you have the hairstyle of Spock.

#98 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:09pm by jimmyd12345

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YDI for paying that much for a haircut you don't like and for saying "Live long in prosper", which doesn't even make grammatical sense.

Also, if you look like Spock that's awesome, don't complain.

Being nerdy for the win.

#4...no. Star Wars =/= Star Trek.

#99 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:16pm by Fragnox

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98 likes star trek a little too much...

#100 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:21pm by Zpecial26

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lol. But Zachrey Quinto (the dude who plays spock) is kinda hot..well, other than the haircut. Jk!

#101 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm by luvourearth

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All haircuts I've gotten suck. I don't trust any hair stylist, they've been known to fuck mine and my moms hair.

#102 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:32pm by MOL

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Dude, I can get my hair cut by women in lingerie and almost next to nothing by an official and renowned salon for $30 AND a massage if I wish (for $25 extra). Normally I get my hair cut for $10 bucks in china town and it's a pretty decent one. Although my hair cut is relatively simple.

YDI

@#95 That is very true

#103 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:40pm by PhoGuy88

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All you need now is Zach Quinto's eyebrows, and you ARE Spock xD

It's an awesome movie anyway, don't get all shitty bout it!

#104 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:56pm by Ncc_Tardis

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"live long and prosper"

#105 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:18pm by fmylife_88

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Just because you pay them so much for a good haircut doesn't mean it will be good.

#106 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:32pm by 24788

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I pay around $60 for a hair cut/dye...but I'm a girl....but, I guess if you want to spend that much go for it so people stop acting like he spent hundreds on a hair cut.
I do think it sucks that you now look like Spock, though. To the people who are telling him he should be HAPPY about it--Well, not everyone likes Star Trek!! And even if he did, just because someone likes Star Trek, it doesn't mean they'd automatically want to look like the characters!!!
Buuuuut I do have to say YDI because why wouldn't you speak up about it and actually tell the hairdresser what cut you want in the first place?!

#107 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:05pm by mcsnelly

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I feel bad for you, especially since you OBVIOUSLY aren't a real Trekkie.

(It's live long AND prosper, tsk tsk tsk)

#108 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:12pm by robertertert

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it's live long AND prosper.
duhhh

#109 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:27pm by whitey

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AWWW... i am sorry i have had bad haircuts but prob, not as bad as what you described.

#110 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:09pm by amandacullen1901

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I laughed out loud at this.

#111 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:44pm by megothelego

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my friend, it depends on what ERA spock haircut you got.

#112 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:33am by sameoldsameold

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'In' prosper? I thought it was 'and'! What kind of grammatical sense would 'live long in prosper' make?

#113 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:45am by Amkii

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did anyone say "it is agreeable to see you"? that's what I would go with. you get to do the weird hand thing, and it's a lot less obvious.

#114 - On 05/06/2009 at 3:40am by pete275

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Thats why you pay $80 for a haircut like me

#115 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:26am by KevinPhan

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YDI!!!

#116 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:49am by SkaterChic

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LEGEND!

#117 - On 05/06/2009 at 10:36am by DannyPenguin

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ahahaahahahhaa then you look very funnyyy :D

#118 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:05pm by acertijo

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Hey if you look like ZQ you shouldnt be complaining :D... well unless you're a chick.

#119 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:00pm by nerdlover

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FYL for not knowing it's "live long AND prosper."

#120 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:08pm by alibee

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HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

#121 - On 05/07/2009 at 1:45am by munnzx

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Haha, great.

#122 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:31am by doucheisnoshower

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As I type this, there is an ad for the new Star Trek movie on the side of the screen hahaha.

Seriously though, I think Mr. Spock is sexy. I'd tap you for having a Spock haircut....and I'd give you the Live Long and Prosper after we were done :)

#123 - On 05/07/2009 at 9:31am by up_the_IRA

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gel it. it wont look like that anymore.

#124 - On 05/07/2009 at 2:37pm by shanbc192

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#11, I just fell off my chair with laughter.

#125 - On 05/08/2009 at 12:45am by ricin_poisoning

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YDI because you said long "in" prosper.

#126 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:29am by cypher_sonic

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So are you gonna go suck that other guy's cock now? I really want to know!! Be proud of your supershort mushroom cut and pointy ears, it's a very special genetic combination that allows you to bring humor to the lives of the people you know (and some that you don't). But really, this is just the most amazing thing ever!!

#127 - On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm by newbieattech

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be smooth and act like a Trekkie, moron.

#128 - On 05/09/2009 at 2:00am by Truan

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I love that you don't know that it is Live long and Prosper... because I know you really hate that haircut. Hahah

#129 - On 05/09/2009 at 12:17pm by Solomon2010

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shave ur head.....

#130 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:09pm by summer66

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At least the Star Trek movie was awesome, right? :D

#131 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:58am by frell

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spock is hot!! you should be happy : D

#132 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:56am by ella146

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spock's one cool dude

#133 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:52pm by Dolarhyde

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Ha I do hair, I dont see why you continually let her cut your hair when you said you didnt like it, and you should have told a manager and had them fix and or salvage what they could have... I def wouldnt have paid the 60 bucks.. and I dont know who that girl is to give such a crappy hair cut at 60 bucks? she shouldnt be working there if she does such a crappy job

#134 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:45pm by Luv4pink1721

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This is my favorite illustration by far!!! The others SUCK!! :D

First to see the illustration....lol

#135 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:44pm by NGM_KID

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Haha I love how the hairdresser looks lime him too
Good pic

#136 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:45pm by wowfmlife

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#4 FTW.

And don't you see yourself in the mirror while it's being cut? I mean, I wear glasses and have to take them off... yet I can tell when it's going shitty.

#137 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:47pm by losergirl

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#138 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:53pm by maurieboo09

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I love the illustration. Very well done =D

#139 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:01pm by deathburger13

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dude,SHAVE IT OFF

#140 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:03pm by glitter_kiss

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In the UK, if you don't like your haircut and they don't fix it, you don't have to pay.

But not many people know that.

#141 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:06pm by LissLiss

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It's nice to finally have an illustration that's actually good! =D

#142 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:08pm by Serafie

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the good thing about hair is it grows back...and can be covered. Just be happy you don't have pointy ears or very curved eye brows, so it can't be that bad. The illustration is really good

#143 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:09pm by baysidebird88

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I like the illustration =)

It's really good! One of the best of the illustrations here!

#144 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:38pm by MizzHollywood

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that's no bad thing. and besides, it's just hair. it grows back after a week or so.

but still, you should maybe tell the hairdresser about it and about how annoyed/upset it made you.

#145 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:44pm by QiScorpion

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I like how his face got older-looking... hahahahaha!

#146 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:46pm by vindication

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#146: It's not older, it's scrunched up bitterly. -Headpat.- >w

#147 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:56pm by Kylias

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if your hair really did look like that before the haircut
why would you cut itt?

#148 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:29pm by runawaycloud

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I love this illustration haha :D

#149 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:39pm by PureGold

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It's ok because the guy who plays spock is sexy ;)

#150 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:42pm by foryoublue94

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Greenblue

#151 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:55pm by OfficerFLM

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haha very good illustration.

#152 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:19pm by spillproof

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#138, it... is.

#153 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:27pm by Musikal

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why the hell did you pay $60 for a haircut? wtf mate? that's what hair cuttery is for, freakin' $13!!!!! DUH!!!!

#154 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:27pm by RanaElaseim

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Everyone saying "May the force be with you" or "May the fourth be with you" fails.
That's from Star Wars, not Star Trek. God.

OP: shitty buzz

#155 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:46pm by shaBAMalex

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Star Trek was a good movie

its better than teminator salvation

teminator salvaton is still good

#156 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:58pm by MahLifeisFed

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@42 and 152. They may be liscensed stylists but they are far from quality haircuts. They work hard but they just care about how many people they see in one day, not how well the haircut looks. I personally charge 30 for haircuts and some of my seniors charge 80+ for a good quality haircut

60 dollars is NOTHING for a haircut! Some of my coworkers charge 80 for beautiful cuts. Although not everyone is talented enough to charge that much. I feel for ya man but why didn't you ask to have it fixed. They are required to fix it!

#157 - On 06/06/2009 at 4:40pm by Devornine

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If it were me, I wouldn't have paid for the haircut. Try styling it differently with gel or something so it doesn't look too much like Spock.

#158 - On 06/06/2009 at 5:07pm by kalex

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Dude, Spock is hot and a chick magnet. You'll get plenty of women with that haircut.

#159 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:25pm by raincookie

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live long and prosper :)
aww that really suks thoo :/

#160 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:43pm by candii

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THANK YOU number 26!!!!!

Cheap haircuts are hard to come by where I live...the cheapest is $50. I'm not kidding. So all of you who say he deserves it just because he spends more money on his hair than you, you can go shove this FML where the sun don't shine. Sure, you might be able to find cheap haircuts, but the OP might not, so don't be a judging asshole!

#161 - On 06/06/2009 at 7:03pm by knitbitch

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i paid $150 dollars for mine! it looks awesome, 100 for gettin a straight perm that i didnt even need, and 50 for the cut, in vietnam. i never have my hair cut where i live, they always mess it up. btw it took 1 year and 3 haircuts for my hair to look this awesome.....so you might wanna find a way to make yourself look hot! with a lame haircut, thats what i did when the lady messed up my bangs(she made it too short), but now that its grows out, it looks awesome, why dont you just grow out the bangs and than put it to the side

#162 - On 06/06/2009 at 7:13pm by angeldo6695

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#4, the force is on Star Wars, not Sar Trek.
But I lol'd.

#163 - On 06/06/2009 at 7:33pm by csigirl

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zomg xD Doesn't matter how much yu pay for your haircut; some people just deem it better but I myself cut my own hair & every now & then cut & style my friends hair ;D !

#164 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:37pm by yosh_x3

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Shouldn't have paid for it then.

#165 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:53pm by AnneFTW

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sucks to be you!!!!

#166 - On 06/06/2009 at 9:22pm by sxyblnd307

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nice illustration!

#167 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:15pm by BeanieBaby

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That's entirely too much for a haircut. $10-$15 dude.

#168 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:50pm by razzumfrazzum

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Okay, everyone else is mean. Because honestly I got a bad haircut once and I said nothing about it, and just left. If you care about your hair, which you obviously do for paying 60 bucks, you WOULD pay that much. I pay way more for my haircuts, I pay AT LEAST 60. I never go to the hair stores(?) that are like next to Walgreens or whatever. And usually they ask you what you want, but then they'll take it into there own hands and everything, and do extra things. I'm thinking you just told the hair stylist to do whatever they thought would best fit you, and the hairstylist thought it would be funny, and cute to do that. I guess he's a trekkie?
Oh well, best of luck(:
"Live long and prosper"
oh yea and number 14 i think?
I'm definetley not a trekkie OR a geek, I didn't even know there was a difference between Star Wars and Star Trek, and I know what Spocks haircut looks like.

#169 - On 06/06/2009 at 11:24pm by Crystalyo

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Hey! Spock is a cool guy! You should be happy to look like him!

#170 - On 06/06/2009 at 11:44pm by ThatCrazyGirl

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Whoa! I wrote a freaking novel up there! I didn't even realize that! haha

#171 - On 06/06/2009 at 11:50pm by Crystalyo

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zachary quinto had to have a spock haircut whilst shooting the new star trek movie....
but you never would've known in any of the pics from that period, he used gel and whatnot

#172 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:06am by bubbly123

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@ Post #4:
That's Star Wars, dummy.
Not Star Treck.
Learn the difference. x)

#173 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:21am by PrettyDork

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Okay, is it just me, or does this comic make no sense?
The professional stylist (in the blue) is the one who walks away angry, (but his shirt magically becomes short-sleeved?) and it doesn't show the guy in red again. Isn't it the guy in red who got the bad haircut?

Besides that, great illustration. :)

#174 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:10am by MARIOHGALACKSIE

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#174, the dude isn't wearing a red T-shirt, that's the gown they put on you to protect your clothes when you get a haircut.

#175 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:42am by alpha

But Spock is so cool! Not to mention he has a huge fan base. Just think of those people as your fans, sort of.

#176 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:28am by snitcheyes411

Live long and prosper

#177 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:52am by LaceyPatrickson

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Hey man, I cut my own hair and I look fine. I got heaps of compliments the day after. Take after me, Spock.

#178 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:26am by airbub

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Why does the guy in the comic go in with a red shirt on, and come out with a blue shirt on?

#179 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:50am by amazingbrandy

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#179: because its a thingy they put so that the hair doesnt get all over you and doesnt itch

#180 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:59am by aleale6622

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I love how in the picture the hairdresser also has a Spock haircut XD

#181 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:20am by dancing_bear

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you do realize that your satisfaction is what your paying so damn much for. who the hell pays 60 bucks for a dumb bowl cut...buy a 15 dollar set of clippers and buzz your head like a real man and don't pay people outlandish amounts of money if your not going to have the balls to tell them how you want it cut.

#182 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:32pm by guitardedman

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wow dude i would fuckiing sue if i was you!

#183 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:46pm by mcrmy195

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Now, if you were in the millitary, this wouldn't be a problem. =D

#184 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:16pm by Sweet_child_NOT

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How much effort is it to gel it up so it doesn't look Spock-like?

My guess is this FML is fake.

#185 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:03pm by Gillette

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Ha. Idiot.

You deserved it for paying so much for a damn haircut.

People like you who pay too much for simple things like that make me want to combust.

#186 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:05pm by acutedisaster

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#4
you are soo dumb.

#187 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:08pm by dem54

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i pay $45 for a haircut, and it's great.... u just gotta know who to go to.

#188 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:03pm by funkymunkey00

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He's not wearing a red shirt. That's the big thing they put on you so hair doesn't get all over your clothes.

#189 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:22pm by Higgy531

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"may the fourth be with you!" that was clear faggotry and completely unnecacary....

#190 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:41pm by Oyako

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Dude Spock is hot! Maybe you'll pick up girls and then you'll get your money's worth ;)

#191 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:24pm by darkcloud888

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just spike it up and you'll be fine..

#192 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:59pm by midnightsun0209

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to #4
Asshole thats star wars AND you posted it on the 5th YDA! God your dumb

#193 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:44pm by LoveItOrLeaveIt

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Well at least Spock is hot, but his hairdo doesn't look good on everyone. I hope yours fits you. Hehe, Good luck!

#194 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:30pm by sweep_me_away

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one time my cousin went to a salon and teh hair cut they gave him made him look like a dutch girl... and it was extremly uneven...
spock is my favorite

#195 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:31pm by NDN03

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lololol @ the pic

#196 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:53pm by Atreyu_Love

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@175, sorry, I didn't see that.

#197 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:03pm by MARIOHGALACKSIE

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The guy could have just pretended that he's a huge Star Trek fan and say he wanted to get the haircut for the movie or something. I've never payed for than $20 bucks for a haircut plus shampoo. Usually when I do get a haircut I really don't like it when I look in the mirror but when I get home I do like it, you usually just have to give it time. However, had I been given a haircut that had me resembling spock, then I wouldn't have paid or I would have gotten a refund.

#198 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:31am by izzyyy

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well i think spock is sexy!

#199 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:40am by shelbypoo

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#200 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:02am by WILLXWOMBAT

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It's "Live Long AND Prosper". You're obviously not a Trekkie, so that haircut sucks for you. However, you do know that it's ok to tell the hairstylist you don't like what they're doing, right? And that paying 60 bucks for a haircut is beyond ridiculous?

#201 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:06pm by cynic888

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You know you shouldn't pay if you don't like it until they fix it...

#202 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:41pm by grlwitperlEring

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wait, the barber made you look just like him haha

#203 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:08pm by cubes

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Everybody above me that is asking why you payed for a haircut you hated is stupid.

To all you dumbasses above, you have to pay for the haircut or else you would get sued. Also, it's not very unlikely that you would pay $60 for a haircut. It might be just because I come from a rich town, but I usually pay $50-$80 for my haircuts...and I'm only 12.

But I agree, you should've said you didn't like it and told him that you aren't paying for it. If he told you that you HAD to pay for it, which would be most likely, then you would pay and never go back there again. Also, you should've let him know that you would never go back and you are telling all of your friends to not go there. Make him know you are upset!

#204 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:08pm by happygoluckyhh

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Every one who says that's a lot of money is an idiot. How cheap are you? $60 for getting my hair done would be a deal! Honestly...

sucks about your hair, but the good news is that after you get our of the shower just create a fohawk or mangle it up a bit and nobody will notice

#205 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:09pm by xoxo_121

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5 bucks gets me a good haircut. And its one that I actually like.

#206 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:21pm by itscrazyoutthere

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#205 - Where on earth do you go that $60 would be a deal? I get mine cut for $15, $20 at most.

#207 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:10pm by alex_vik

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how utterly ridiculous, i can't believe anyone can pay under $80 for a cut, even if you're a guy, the poor guy but i guess YDI coz you should have just demanded that they fix it then and there or not paid for it made them give you a buzz cut, stupid prick hairdresser

#208 - On 06/09/2009 at 2:20am by gorjjays6

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whoaaa . i wish i had your hair. its epic. the BEFORE . not the afterrr .ahah.

#209 - On 06/09/2009 at 3:03am by lilbean894

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You should go all BLAH!!!!!!! on the next peson who gives you that live long in prosper thing, and after you kick their ass quote a line frome star trek and walk away. Ooh! And to make it better dress up like spock. You'd be my best friend ever. I swear.

#210 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:28am by Master_Frie

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No, #204, you do NOT pay for your own haircuts. Your parents do, now stfu and stop acting like you are so much better because you spend a ridiculous amount of cash on a shitty haircut. Kay?

#211 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:45pm by ohhhhshizzz

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#204, one minute you're saying that you "have to pay" or else you'll get sued, then the next you're saying that he should have told him he wasn't paying. You won't get sued for not paying for the haircut you asked for. ESPECIALLY if you don't like the do' they gave you. If he made it very clear that he did't like it, it wasn't what he wanted, and he wasn't paying, they're not going to MAKE you pay. So it's not "most likely" that he'll make him pay. And I seriously doubt that you pay for your haircuts. I'm 19, and when my mom tells me she's taking me to get my hair cut, she still pays, but only because she insists.

And you're only twelve, should you really go around calling people dumbasses? I didn't use that language when I was twelve, and I rarely do right now.

#212 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:56pm by jennam

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Since people are still commenting, I thought I'd mention that I cut my own hair; not because it's cheaper, but because I can do it however I want it. And I get people asking me where I got mine because "it's pretty cool". =D

#213 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:26pm by ccyto

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why didn't you just tell the hair cutter to fix it?
this is stupid.

#214 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:34pm by rebockaa

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Your shirt was red before how come after you got out it turned blue?...
Demand a refund! :P

#215 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:57pm by CloudFox

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SUE HIM ALREADY!

#216 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:57pm by Kman09

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215, he was wearing one of those cloths to keep hair off your clothes.

#217 - On 06/09/2009 at 9:35pm by Taneer

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Eugh bad haircuts are the worst :(
The new Star trek was good and all... but I still wouldn't want to have that hair. Damn.

#218 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:28pm by _ImNotBroken_

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Your a fucking idiot. It is live long AND prosper. It is not in. Get it fucking right.

#219 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:03pm by shmelk

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I love Spock's hair! You're so lucky. A shame such a good haircut was wasted on you.

And by the way, it's "live long and prosper."

#220 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:35pm by pqrs

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Spike it or style it, not that hard to do.
But, YDI for paying that much & not demanding for him to fix it.

#221 - On 06/10/2009 at 12:19am by mndz_mkl

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Spock is a sexy beast, you should be grateful.

#222 - On 06/10/2009 at 9:27am by audiogasmic

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i would sue them

#223 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:37am by benvan

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how does the OP deserve it if they weren't the one who cut their hair? its out of ur hands so fyl.

#224 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:23pm by btuwo

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why would you pay?

#225 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:46pm by blabb

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To Number 12.

I don't know if you live under a rock, but a lot of kids swear now a days.

Also, you must go to Super Cuts or something because anywhere I go where there are PROFESSIONAL stylists, you HAVE to pay whether you like it or not.

Another thing, my mom does pay for my haircuts. Your mom pays for your hair cuts and your 19? That's sad!

1) You must not be in College - I can see that

2) You must not have a girlfriend - you still live with your mom

3) You must not have a job - you can't pay for your own haircuts.

No wonder you have the time to diss a 12 year old!

#226 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:23pm by happygoluckyhh

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#4 I hope you know that the saying is "May the force be with you" and that's from a totally ande qually stupid movie...but hey that's just my opinion.

#227 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:05pm by NightTenshi

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Lol oversensitive Trekkies itt. OMG IT'S LIVE LONG *AND* PROSPER BECAUSE I CARE IF SOMEONE GETS IT WRONG. Fail.

FYL, I guess, but I wouldn't have paid. Nice comic.

#228 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:52pm by hypoxxia

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that's hot (:

#229 - On 06/10/2009 at 7:24pm by pippysthename00

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Man , i would be so mad , but sence its not me : lol !!!

#230 - On 06/11/2009 at 1:30am by kryolah

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lol im sry but thats pretty funny!

#231 - On 06/11/2009 at 1:44am by lacey_123

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To everyone complaining about spending 60$ on a haircut -I'd love to know where you can get a haircut for 5-10$... I usually end up paying at least 25€ just for a trim o.o and I go to a local, "cheap" hairdresser... The one in the center of my town has a price of 45€ for the same thing...Great, isn't it?

#232 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:22am by silentsolution

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live long and prosper, dude. live long and prosper.

#233 - On 06/11/2009 at 12:12pm by Jasper

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What kind of fag pays 60 bucks for a hair cut ESPECIALLY if you're a dude.

YDI, douche.

#234 - On 06/11/2009 at 12:31pm by HipsterDoofus

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Haircuts are like shoes, the more expensive the crappier.

#235 - On 06/11/2009 at 3:20pm by Nuns_FTW

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the cost of a haircut has nothing to do with the quality of the stylist. maybe try doing some research on salons and sytlist in your town before you get a crappy haircut and pay way too much.

#236 - On 06/11/2009 at 8:50pm by onemattyandgonly

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did u have to pay before u got the haircut if u didnt and u had to pay after i would have yeled at the dude "wat the f*** is rong with u i said a TRIM do u not no wat that means?" and stormed out with out paying

#237 - On 06/12/2009 at 12:22am by noodles_200

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Sue him

#238 - On 06/12/2009 at 1:59am by Mr_Kennedy

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psh! I WOULD NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!

#239 - On 06/12/2009 at 7:31am by B_C_N10

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Psh, Spock is hot.

#240 - On 06/12/2009 at 2:09pm by lmmmr

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lmao. i would have flipped some serious shit.
go somewhere else get it fixed and stop paying for a trim for $60.
it a waste of movie, you could be spending money watching your new favorite movie
'Star Trek' ;)
FYL.

#241 - On 06/12/2009 at 7:22pm by fuckthatsucks

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haha. nicee. ;D

#242 - On 06/12/2009 at 7:39pm by tokimi17

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that must suck so bad

#243 - On 06/12/2009 at 10:48pm by Kikisin132

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?

#244 - On 06/12/2009 at 11:02pm by AIB112

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If it makes you feel better, if I saw a guy with a Spock haircut, I'd bone him right then and there. No lie.

#245 - On 06/12/2009 at 11:03pm by assho

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People don't posted things on Fmylife.com to be verbally-raped. So seriously shut up.
But Star Trek was a really sub-par movie.

#246 - On 06/13/2009 at 12:21am by hairspray666

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Omg, so YOU'RE the guy I saw at the mall yesterday!

#247 - On 06/13/2009 at 12:46am by jewelzgalore

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hahahahahaha i'm sorry but that's really funny!! hahahhahaaahahahahaha. Dude just get some gel and spike it. I have a dude named Charlie cut my hair, and my hair always looks awesome. He sad he may quit soon because of all the jackass's and i said "I'm not a jackass! Don't quit!!" He still quit... so now i have no where to get my hair done.. thats a really long comment...

#248 - On 06/13/2009 at 1:58am by schoolscrewed14

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what did 11 say?

#249 - On 06/13/2009 at 1:59am by schoolscrewed14

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I dunno, maybe it's cause most of you live in the States, but $60 for a haircut is pretty reasonable here in Aus. I used to get a lot of cheap hair cuts and I was never satisfied. I've now found a brilliant place that has done my hair exactly how I wanted twice, and I pay about $120 to get it done.

@#246: You can't post an FML and not expect to get verbally-raped. This is the internet.

Also, LOL @ the 12 year old. Best kid ever.

#250 - On 06/13/2009 at 10:49am by tari_joon

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Good Illustration, well better then the others :P

#251 - On 06/13/2009 at 1:05pm by FBIWarning

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If you pay 120 whatever Austrialian currency is for a freaking haircut, then you're retarded.
If they made an 'FML: Once you've read it, then you can be a douche bag.com' then NO ONE would go on that website.

Don't refer to me as a number, this isn't the Holocaust. Can you really not spell 'AT'?

#252 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:12pm by hairspray666

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LOL @ people thinking $60 is expensive for a haircut... I pay @ least $100...

#253 - On 06/13/2009 at 5:45pm by xsw33tyx101

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hurrah! spock is hot. fan girls will be throwing themselves at you.

#254 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:20am by skittleface

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I would totally bone a guy with a Spock haircut.

#255 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:52pm by assho

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Actually, alot of the kids that come around our house are respectful. Same with when I go over to somebody elses house. Many kids in MY neighbour hood at least, are very respectful.

I don't go to supercuts, my hairstylist is a good 6 times more expensive then a supercuts, and when I don't like the haircut, I make it very clear that I'm disappointed, and she lets me leave without paying.

I don't ask my mom to pay for my haircuts, I drop by the house and she "surprises" me with a trip to my stylist, whether it be a dye job or a cut.

I do go to college, I have a job, which is how I can afford my car, and rent for my house. And btw, I'm a female, and I do have a boyfriend. I like how you assume that I don't go to college, and I really don't see why that should matter, how I don't have a "girlfriend" and how I have no job because my mom decides to be nice and take me for a haircut.

And please tell me where I "dissed" a twelve year old.

#256 - On 06/14/2009 at 9:11pm by jennam

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I wish my mom took me for haircuts.........

#258 - On 06/19/2009 at 12:30pm by scrapingbottom

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Haircuts are actually pretty expensive...even for a blow-dry, it was over 100 for me.

#257 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:03pm by XXMeowmeowmeowXX

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That sucks. haha live in prosper. Star treck, Blechk!! I HATE IT! I would buzz it. Lol of just stay inside till it grew back out

#259 - On 06/19/2009 at 7:57pm by FlipABitchF_54

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yeah my hair cut always gets screwed up x3 there's like a 10% chance it doesn't >

#260 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:06pm by mibster

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LMFAO.! Dudee, that sucks big time XD

#261 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:32am by BrianaxxETF

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60 dollars for a trim...
I wouldn't even pay that much for a haircut and highlights.

#262 - On 06/20/2009 at 7:54pm by Carleybby

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Whoa, what's up with FML today? It says there are no FYL or YDI votes yet.... weird!

#263 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm by Horsegal

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spock pwns. be happy. and why didn't you stop the guy when he cut off too much?? and that is too much for just a trim> srsly go to supercuts or something>

#266 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:07pm by chick16

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So shave your head and be accused of being a racist skinhead... beats being called a douche, at least to your face.

#267 - On 06/25/2009 at 12:19am by DarthSTFU

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Hahhaha no worries,mann Spock is badassss :)

#268 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:41am by Lzees

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I wish I had Spock's haircut...

#270 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:10am by StarongBahd

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DUDE FUCKIN WIN!!!

#272 - On 07/12/2009 at 8:54pm by Decoyx7

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LOL HAHAHA

#275 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:17pm by mikaelap14

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It's "live long AND prosper." So you totally deserve it, dude.

#278 - On 07/24/2009 at 1:02am by Bucinka

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Sorry to say it man, but you really do deserve it.


1st: STAR TREK IS AWESOME!!!! (but I respect you not liking it)

2nd: Obviously the guy liked Star Trek so much that he was talking about it to about it to a complete stranger. You should have just lied and been like. "I might" or "Yeah, I can't wait". Lying to the random guy cutting your hair isn't that big a deal.

#280 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:43pm by sven_sven

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why would u pay 60$ for a hair cut! stupid!

#286 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:34am by Meme1988

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All the people saying why would you pay for something you didn't want he might have paid him before he cut it now that may be his fault but it's still a possibility and all the people who said why would you pay 60$ for a haircut people have paid more than that for a haircut so stop freaking out

#290 - On 12/16/2009 at 8:32pm by dethstruk

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Are you other commenters idiots? This guy probably got screwed by the hair-cutter. Its not his fault the guy cut his hair a certain way, he probably didnt ask for it! Maybe he said something wrong when the guy asked him about star trek. You cant really change the hair-cutters anger issues or problems if HE makes a mistake; but you can sue for emotional damages=)

#291 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:52pm by xxlostlonelyxx

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Are you other commenters idiots? This guy probably got screwed by the hair-cutter. Its not his fault the guy cut his hair a certain way, he probably didnt ask for it! Maybe he said something wrong when the guy asked him about star trek. You cant really change the hair-cutters anger issues or problems if HE makes a mistake; but you can sue for emotional damages=)

#292 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:54pm by xxlostlonelyxx

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dude. I love Spock. that's awesome. I dig it


#294 - On 01/23/2010 at 2:16am by kirawolf89

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Ngl, I'm a girl and I'd pay that for a haircut like Spock's. If I saw you in the street I'd totally hug you.

#295 - On 01/30/2010 at 9:16am by totodiles

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it's 'live long AND prosper' lol

#300 - On 06/29/2010 at 10:39am by ecicoder

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