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Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31912) - you deserved it (10116)

On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Think fast! :D!

#2 - On 06/05/2011 at 2:57am by holymolybro

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Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

#5 - On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am by just_a_dude_

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