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Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML
Unless your mother is infirm, I'd say the emergency is that she's a lazy and entitled old bat.
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Friday 21 November 2014