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Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31654) - you deserved it (2940)

On 06/04/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by A (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Buy a cow.

#2 - On 06/04/2011 at 6:58pm by JacksonCampbell

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Unless your mother is infirm, I'd say the emergency is that she's a lazy and entitled old bat.

#8 - On 06/04/2011 at 7:01pm by rattusrattus

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