Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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fuck you alcoholics I can arrest you whenever I want
#2 - On 06/03/2011 at 2:19am by RugbyKid
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Your mom kicks ass.
#4 - On 06/03/2011 at 2:25am by roseydot
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