Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44290) - you deserved it (3130)
On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
fuck's life also sucksToday, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a…
fuck you alcoholics I can arrest you whenever I want
#2 - On 06/03/2011 at 2:19am by RugbyKid
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Your mom kicks ass.
#4 - On 06/03/2011 at 2:25am by roseydot
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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