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Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45737) - you deserved it (8051)

On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Sicko?! What the hell? Whas wrong with masturbating? Oh yea but seriously, lock the door.

#26 - On 03/23/2009 at 6:00pm by xsydbabyx

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Your mom does the five knuckle shuffle too?

O_o

#29 - On 04/15/2009 at 5:09pm by FML_x2

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