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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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On 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by hs (woman) - United States

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sounds like somebody should take his advice...

#1 - On 05/30/2011 at 2:54am by runtodarkness

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No matter how you spin it, this situation is just fucking sad. Good luck, assholes.

#2 - On 05/30/2011 at 2:54am by HeaRTs_Girl

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