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Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37554) - you deserved it (2859)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

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Add more paint. Make it say "Scop Killam." Much less threatening.

#6 - On 05/28/2011 at 1:48pm by RecklessJellyBea

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what a penis

#5 - On 05/28/2011 at 1:47pm by Tuesdaythe10th

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