Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous

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  • Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

    #1 - On 05/27/2011 at 1:17pm by dkf295

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  • YDI for not ducking and fighting back with a ninja kick.

    #10 - On 05/27/2011 at 1:29pm by wisericky

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