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Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36646) - you deserved it (3720)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

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Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

#1 - On 05/27/2011 at 1:17pm by dkf295

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YDI for not ducking and fighting back with a ninja kick.

#10 - On 05/27/2011 at 1:29pm by wisericky

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