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Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (7007)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

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feels good doesn't it?

#4 - On 05/27/2011 at 6:02am by ChopToxicity

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Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

#7 - On 05/27/2011 at 6:11am by habest

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