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By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thanksdad - 16/03/2014 19:28 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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By failureatlife - 27/04/2014 19:16 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

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By youknowwhatitis - 22/06/2011 13:31 - Australia

Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By nothing_nobody - 23/06/2016 01:31

Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Friday 27 May 2011 14:29

It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

habest 2

Friday 27 May 2011 12:11

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

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fAiRyMaN3 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:35

you're retarded

Fruitmonster2 15

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:35

Well, whoever slapped you with the lettuce doesn't carrots for you. :3

HannahLouise96 13

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:23

Boooooo!

Fruitmonster2 15

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:56

#96 can suck a big one. kthxbai. :D

Loaffer 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 22:12

wtf? that's freaking hilarious

thatsracist 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:51

u probably work @ subway

Noyes654 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:42

How is this relevant to anything?

steffielynn 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 4:26

there should be a 'what the hell' button

kitten3 3

Sunday 29 May 2011 22:26

hahahahahaaaha

acms728 0

Monday 30 May 2011 5:40

sweet how's it feel?

milky953 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:06

mmmmmmmm.. sooo good

summerlaughlol 0

Monday 30 May 2011 17:42

wow my friend has done that twice to me, once was on her birthday while I was giving her a compliment

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Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Sharon

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