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By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thanksdad - 16/03/2014 19:28 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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By failureatlife - 27/04/2014 19:16 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

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By youknowwhatitis - 22/06/2011 13:31 - Australia

Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By nothing_nobody - 23/06/2016 01:31

Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Friday 27 May 2011 14:29

It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

habest 2

Friday 27 May 2011 12:11

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

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EvilPotato 14

Friday 27 May 2011 12:23

why did you get slapped in the face and by whom.

geon_olam 17

Monday 7 November 2011 2:39

more imporantly, was it romaine or iceberg?

bluegoldfish 7

Friday 27 May 2011 12:25

yeah, lettuce sucks. personally i go in more for a nice juicy fish or steak, something a bit less weedy, but i suppose it's a matter of preference...

Livinia 11

Friday 27 May 2011 12:42

Kinky ;)

xcarxcrashx 9

Friday 27 May 2011 12:44

Does it feel like your a little bitch?

dreamweaver1227 11

Saturday 30 August 2014 7:42

you're.

barlessprison 16

Friday 27 May 2011 12:50

Well it's about time. Getting slapped in the face with a lettuce has been my favorite hobby for quite some time now.

lilmisslovely13 15

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:17

lol the way you worded that made me laugh

nrelavender 10

Friday 27 May 2011 12:51

today, I caught the person I'm training lounging and eating cake when they were supposed to be excersing, so I slapped them in the face with lettuce.

icyfire617 10

Friday 27 May 2011 12:53

I didn't know lettuce could slap people... o_0

CateXOX 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:03

That gave me nightmares...

OhbbyCx 6

Friday 27 May 2011 13:04

"Rubber or wet."

honeylol 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:14

Hahahaha  what the hell?

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Sharon

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