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You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
Agreed, FYL. I am a woman, and I think that's awesome, and sweet. :) I'll have to remember it.
.hack ftw!!
The Fourth of what?
hes probably an idiot who never realised it was "May the Force be with you"
I never new there was a star wars day ...
#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:52pm by JBiz
I'd date you FOR it. Ahahaha
wtff why has like everyone gotten these texts today?
i got this text from a stalker who stalked my phone off someone -_-;
Everyone loves star wars day =(
Nothing wrong with Star Wars. They are classic movies.
Well I would date you XD nah jk, but i sent the same message XD
i would not break up with you for that!!!
LOL, that is so magnificent. But sorry if she ment alot to you....
This is the opposite of an FML. You just realized you're better off without someone who can't appreciate some nerd humor. I know plenty of great girls who love that sorta thing. They're out there.
I agree with #3. I would totally date you
#13 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:59pm by ime
She missed out! I would find it hilarious if a guy texted me saying that.
thats hilarious. i mean about "may the fourth be with you". noice!
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there's a star wars day...
i never knew that...but if she cant appreciate star wars you're better of without her :)
#22 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:03pm by cineturtle
yeah, never knew there was a star wars day...I do like star wars..I've seen the movies....buuuuuut i would never broadcast a star wars day to everyone in my phonebook....nor celebrate it...i'm not an obsessed weirdo.
Fuck her! I did the exact same thing today. Also adding to the "I would date you FOR that" demographic.
I honestly would love dating a geek like that lol your ex has issues. Star Wars is the shit
That chick deserves a cunt punt. Star Wars is friggen epic, and thats a really shallow reason to dump someone, tbh.
Delete that chick's number, she's useless.
#15 could use a kick to the crotch too.
This. Is. Amazing.
First time I've actually laughed out loud at an FML in quite some time.
Not a Star Wars fan myself, but I can definitely appreciate a nerdy pastime. You're better off without that stupid girl if she can't love you for all your silly quirks!!!
Lol. #15... sounds like you DID know it was starwars day, but just weren't courageous enough to tell anyone, and now you feel like you've betrayed the Force. It's the only explanation for your blatant bichiness towards this situation.
And as for the guy who submitted it, no worries... different strokes for different folks. She probably only replied like that because she's insecure with herself and has to cut off her heel to fit a social norm.
Which is good, because the world was just looking for a girl who was just like EVERYONE ELSE (sarcasm).
People suck.
may the fourth!!!! hahaha i get it!! lol never knew there was a day but that's so funny.
don't worry about it though. be who u wanna be and dont worry about your ex. :)
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#34 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:11pm by boxerbaby1
Why is she still in your phonebook? YDI.
#15 - Wow. Just wow. You are lame beyond lame. "Uncool virgin"? Some people don't want STDs before marriage.
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Wow, seriously. Why did she even hook up with you if she's that stupid to break up with you because one of the reasons is you like Star Wars?
Unless you're a super obsessed fan, maybe that'd be different. Even so, that's something I'd do to be funny/lame. If she doesn't like that about you, then she's a retard. She only wants generic guys who calls shit like star wars pussy.
yeah she sounds like a bitch.
#15 I hope you are joking because you sound like an ignorant douche bag. Who gave you the authority to tell people what is and what isn't cool? I bet you have a LOT of cool friends who love and respect you with that kind of attitude...
She definitely doesn't deserve you if she can't appreciate that joke.
Oh my god. I'm a girl and I'd love to have a boyfriend who likes Star Wars even a little! But so many people haven't even watched it. Seriously, I find it extremely cringeworthy when the topic of Star Wars comes up in a social situation and every guy and gal at sight is like, "uh, who's Yoda?" Makes you wonder what planet some of these people have been living on all their lives. :|
#40 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:14pm by MoonlightSonata
i agree with #3, how clever!
#15, idiot.
OP, dont worry. she seems like an idiot.
i laughed so much when i read that xD so clever, hehe.
but yeah, dont worry bout that bitch.
you'll find someone amazing who has good humour.
Happy Stars wars day!
#44 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:16pm by pommeblossom
She sounds like a loser. Happy Star Wars day!
um YDI y? for being stupid enough to have your ex's number on ur phone
bahaha! OMG YOU DESERVED THAT! You just made my day, nerd.
Your is ex is lame good riddance. I think you're awesome.
That's really, really lame. And I mean the text, not your ex.
I mean come on. Really?
Why does everyone here keep their x's phone number on the cell?
Oh wow...that text was pretty damn lame. No lie, man.
The 4th of may is the day we remember those who died in WW2, not some lame ass movie!
Wow, I'm with her, Star Wars is lame. The only good that came out of it, was Mel Brooks making fun of it by making Space Balls.
uh....5 mins later......"gasp" oh i get it now!!!!!!!!!!
May 4th, right?
Um, I think I love you for it. screw her (or, actually, don't. lol)
I hope #15 is REALLY good at being sarcastic. The only other explanation is that he's a douche-bag football player type who pretends to be super cool, but in reality spends his life trying to hid his true self. how sad.
#59 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:25pm by Yulia
that line is kinda sorta epic. This is the first time i've laughed at an fml in awhile =)
#15/ #33
How old are you? Because I think your balls need to drop before you can question everyone else's virginity
oh my god, you guys don't get it. he's talking about the fourth of july!!! get it? STAR wars? may the FOURTH be with you?
that line is kinda sorta epic. This is the first time i've laughed at an fml in awhile =)
YDI....and you're girlfriend is awesome lol
#65 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:30pm by XcrazyXgirlX
@64 actually he's talking about today, the fourth of may. apparently may 4th is star wars day.
Your ex sucks. That is an awesome thing to celebrate.
First off: I need to point out that I am a girl.
Second: Today is a wonderful day to celebrate, and your ex is an idiot.
Find yourself a gamer girl, we're the best ^.~
#15 get over yourself and dont be an ass.
haha #57 i get it now after you said that! :D
OP i love you ahaha. i would go out with you for that. come to think of it... ive gone out with weirder. :D
what most people call weird, i call that something different :)
LMFAO
NERD.......... HOW OLD ARE YOU,AGAIN?? :P
oops i guess i meant 63 not 64 sorry.
you actually got a girl to go out with you?!?!?
i agree with #3, i thought that was cute :3
The first time I'd heard of that was today. I almost pissed my pants with excitement. I would probably date you.
#80-- I know it must be shocking, a female not dating a complete prick for once. Some girls actually like the nice guys, instead of going with the wise asses who think they're cute.
Bah, I'd be happy to date a guy who loved Star Wars. Nerds ftw!
my thoughts..
1) ......
2) im sure there's some girl out there who will date you for that.
3) this is why you should always delete all your ex's number.. why the fuck you still keep them??
4) haha i cant believe someone would actually reply his/her comment here.. maybe he/she was the one who wrote this fml.... and he/she is using one of freudian's ego defense mechanism..
I'm not a star wars fan but the line was clever XD
#63 and a lot of the rest of you do not seem to understand this.
MAY the FOURTH be with you....today is MAY FOURTH.
So everyone saying "I didn't know there was a Star Wars day," it's not like an official holiday, it's just because you can make a silly pun using today's date. It's clever, but it clearly went waaaaay over most of your heads. Sad.
@15
If you're a guy: Let me guess, you're a forum troll. The closest you've gotten to a girlfriend is glueing yarn to your favorite tube sock to imitate hair.
If you're a girl: There's a few stray cats in my neighborhood. I'll drop 'em off at your house if you'd like. They're going to be your only companions later in life.
@ 89 i agree. i suppose as soon as people saw the word star wars they kind of just skipped everything else..
#15 stfu u couldnt dump somebody cuz u have nobody to dump. and he never said he was a virgin so stfu and get over urself dumbass
is this danny? and you too!
is this danny? and you too!
even ex-girlfriends should be able to appreciate clever star wars witicisms
HA HA HA that's funny but seriously march 14 is better
cause it pi day ha ha do you get it 3.14 =)
YDI for not deleting her all together...plus for sending a nerd text like that to everyone
#90 I'm sure a lot of us got that when we read it. Doesn't change the fact that it's lame. I'm not knocking the OP because he has the right to enjoy or not enjoy whatever he wants but I gotta compliment the ex-girlfriend on a nice burn.
So I read this and thought it was funny and decided to send it to some of my friends as a joke. I got replies like this "wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's all i'm saying", "Don't talk to me ever again," and "You're such a dork." YAY me :) LOL
#101 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:56pm by jodie_jailbreak
hahaha :)
nerd. but hey... if she can't appreciate it, she doesn't deserve you :P
Pft, there are other, geekier fish in the sea.
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YDI for still having your ex-girlfriend in your phone. The only exception is if you discover she's deranged (it happens) and you want some indication on whether to pick up the phone or not. Another YDI for sending a text message to everyone on your contacts list about star wars, that's alot of wasted texts...unless you only have 5 or so people on your contacts and they all love star wars :P
find someone who doesn't care that you care about star wars.... =]
She doesn't deserve you
#107 don't be jealous that other people have unlimited text and you dont
Good riddance! That bitch has no sense of humour! Star Wars is pretty damn awesome. I would have texted her back with "And now I'm so much better off. Thanks! :)"
Sorry, this just made me laugh a little.
well shes LAME!!! I(as well as many other awesome people) find that totally amazing!!!! :)
I'm a nerd, though not a star wars nerd, but even then, I don't think I'd ever send a mass text for something like that. That's... too nerdy for me. Actually, I think that crosses the line over to "retarded."
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HAHA i didn't even know that!!! psh she's lame if she can't appreciate that kind of wit :)
How are tiltwrestler's comments unmoderated?
#116 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:14pm by Coffee_Kaioken
"may the fourth be with you!" hahahahahaha that just made my day!
sorry about your ex
15 needs to get of their high horse and pull the stick out.
Funny fml though.
15 needs to go somewhere
I love star wars day
Hell I was a cheerleader in High School
yet I am still one big nerd
May the fourth be with you.
thats actually pretty clever. if i was moderating this i would've rejected it and use it myself.
may the fourth be with you.....awesome.
I never even knew there was a sw day.
I just thought off one you could add lol. You should say "May the fourth be with you" And "also you Owe me one Kanolie" (Obeonecanboie). or however you spell it, ive only seen one movie. lol
#124 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:20pm by Juggler101
@100
Hm. Tiltwrestler as handle, repeatedly telling us that he has friends AND plays football, and telling us to get over ourselves? I think he may be overcompensating.
# 100--It's people like you who make athletes look bad and think they're better and cooler than everyone else. I've always been an athlete but I actually came from a place that wasn't divided into "athletes," "nerds," "band geeks," "preps," etc. because most people were in more than one thing (myself being one of them-i was in several sports, band, flag, cheerleading, etc.) Don't think you're cool just because you play sports and think that other people aren't because they're in band or like certain movies. Oh, and in your #72 post, it just shows that you have nothing to say when everything you say are lame excuses for "comebacks" (ex:talking about the previous poster's mom) or just trying to insult people you know nothing about. So, yes, GET OVER YOURSELF.
I would have broken up with you for even knowing star wars day existed.
haha, I'll date you - I sent out the same text.
I don't like Star Wars but it's not like I have a problem with it. That's such a stupid reason to break up with you for! xD
I actually find that kind of entertaining. Lol!
What a bitch. BUT.... YDI
why did she break up with you anyway?
# 110 it isnt just the texts in general, i think i have unlimited text too or atleast a lot of em...its just the idea of texting everyone in the phonebook. I could just imagine about 90% of the people wondering wtf hes on and close the phone...unless they want whatever he's having. I guess that would be the other 10%
Is that you eric?
#133 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:22pm by prb
#116, i completely agree.. "tiltwrestler" is just being so needlessly rude and boorish
first off, i'm so happy so many of you guy stood up to #15... what an ass muncher
But also, to quote #15/#72/#100 (same guy):
"And in past experience, it's people who say "you're full of yourself" who are the most full of themselves. Ever noticed that the problems you see the most in others, are often the problems you share yourself? "
and then:
"You go fuck yourself too! Cuz ummmm... nobody else ever will."
" At least he got some eventually."
"My balls were dropped before you were even born, smallfry. You're still a boy"
So... by this guys OWN ARGUMENT, the problems he saw most in others are probably the ones he has himself... Thus, according to #15, he has never had sex, probably never will, and his balls haven't dropped yet.
I didn't say it... he did
....why is she still a contact on your phone? nothing good can come out of that.
wow 15... of all the comments saying bad things about you picked mine? nice.
and yeah i think that you are full of yourself. your putting yourself over the OP "BROADCAST YOUR INEPTITUDE OVER THE PHONELINES!!!!!!!" and staying an "uncool virgin" maybe some people want to be *smart*. plus there is people that probably would have sex with the OP like those people saying they would date him.
also I'M not full of myself and i dont think im "hot stuff". i hate people who think they are. i dont know... *like you* and you can ask anyone i know. actually im probably one of the most shy people you will meet in person because im scared of making a fool of myself. but just assume. thats kool. especially making the assumption "nobody likes you anyway" how the hell would you know if nobody likes me?! (which btw they do) wtf?!
I LOVE monster truck races and I live in a refrigerator in my mom's garage
hahahaha #135 :D
thats hilarious and true. lmao
im rly confused. If so many ppl are agreeing with the OP how come there are more u deserved that 1 than i agree ur life is fucked. just wonderimg
So i have this new theory... I think people that make excessive jabs at strangers on the internet are compensating for having small penises/wide vaginas.... It's like how people used to use expensive red sports cars.
Basically, i think #15 has an inordinately tiny penis and after a couple girls laughed too hard to actually be able to have sex with him, the anger built up and he had to take it out here...
It's just a theory though
#142-um..not everyone leaves a comment
LMAO!!! my teacher wrote this on the board last year. LOL but sorry about your ex. Btw ew at 141.
#145 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:36pm by AB
YDI - but in a good way. Yer better off without her and this shows it.
Like others i'll say YDI just for still having here number but she does sound like a bitch, and #31...You shouldn't keep things bottled up, tell us how you REALLY feel.
haha... #147 is right..
15/72/100 are all gone.. as much as i'm glad to see the dick get punished, it was kinda entertaining to see an idiot like that walking around.. it's like a zoo and the internet is the cages!
Whatever dude, she just can't appreciate it. No skin off your back.
sometimes starwars is a dealbreaker. star trek and world of warcraft were my dealbreakers. a girl can only take so much dorkdom.
There gonna update the Star Tours ride, pretty cool cool.
Aww, clearly she didn't deserve you
What is Star Wars Day??? Oh yeah I forgot. It is when the gays come out of their homes and raid the streets dressed as Luke Skywalker. At this point, I hide.
Hah, wow. She's dumb XD
Star Wars is cool! And you're better off without her
Hahahaha.
That's great.
I wish someone would have sent that to me. =P
If one of the reasons she broke up with you is because you're a Star Wars fan, well, then you're better off without her, she sounds like a stuck up bitch.
However, I don't think this sounds like a "FML", why do you still have her number in your phone anyway?
lmao
you nerd.
i'd love you for it
Hahaha amazing. Just go date a Star Wars junkie. She'll probably blow you for that :)
She's a douche.
I hope you find someone on the same awesome level as yourself.
She didn't deserve you if she's not a Star Wars fan. >:[
Happy Star Wars Day!
This will be the test for my next relationship. If she can't appreciate this day then she's getting dumped.
I agree with #3., and #163.
if she cant apreciate the civil and military importance of star wars, then shes a fucking commie and should burn in hell. you and america are better off without her.
wow thats lame..
students said that on our announcements today.. i LOL'ed in class
no but you arebetter off to not be with her if she cant appreciate star wars.. like cmon
It's okay, I would have loved to get that text. :)
May the fourth..hehe
thats pretty clever i might admit
LMFAO. This is not an FML at all. You're awesome. Your life FTW.
I totally agree with number three, I would definitely date anyone who was as obssessed with Star Wars as I am =]
Hahaha this is great. Awesome. XD
#173 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:39pm by rosalie_haostn
she is obviously a trekky.
Gay is not a synonym for stupid =)
lmao hahhha YDI. who says that?
You got fucking burned, dude.
Your ex is a buttwipe. Happy star Wars day to you too!!! :)
lol!!!!!
may the "fourth" be with u???
thats very clever and cute. ur ex has no sense of humor
Love star wars, but that message was pretty gay
You're better off without her.
I thought May 4 was Yoda With a Speech Impediment Day :P
Nerds FTW!
Mind you, your audience here is a bunch of nerds :P
Hahaha... that's cute! I like that!
There's a Star Wars Day?? How was I unaware of this?? lol
That's adorable. I'd appreciate it.
I DID THAT TO! My teacher threw a plastic fish at me :S
YDI for sending it out to begin with
send her a message saying, one of the reasons why you are a stuck up bitch
I think you just need to find someone thats not all up tight and has a sense of humor.
you made my day.
#194 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:18pm by bigrider
ahahaha thats so a FHL if she broke up with you over something so stupid watch her end up the crazy old cat lady with a zillion cats! roflmfao
hahahahahaha may the fourth... like may 4th.
that's actually hilarious in the gayest way possible.
when i first read this i was like oh my god shoot him now.
then it sunk in and it's cute now.
#198 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:33pm by 159753
"may the fourth be with you"
i'm sure you'll do well at the lame awards
May the fourth be with you lol that's awesome
Funny joke. Kinda lame though, how could you send it to so many people and not expect to be made fun of at least a bit? Maybe next time just people that will apreciate it
I agree with #5 xD
#203 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:52pm by _mcs_
#192 took the words right out of my mind. What a bitch.
Oh shit, it's Star Wars day? And I wasted it by watching The Lord of the Rings!
#207 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:02pm by bioclock
Wait, it's Star Wars day? Crap, I was watching the Lord of the Rings instead!
#209 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:05pm by bioclock
I don't blame her, you sound like a complete nerd.
Um, delete your ex's number, maybe? You're not getting her back. Accept it.
You're awesome.
#212 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:10pm by FerreThoughts
I seriously LOL'd at this one... my roommate looked at me funny :]
Good job.
...you have your ex-girlfriend's number still in your phone book? Is she the only chick you know? YDI for being attached to something you don't have.
#215 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:23pm by onigiriqueen
Uhm. For sure, that would be one of the many reasons I would NOT break up with you. I love puns. And dorks. That is adorable. :) She is a bitch.
Oh my godddddddd.
That was amazing? How could she not get on her knees and beg to blow you after that?
Well that sucks, as long as she didn't text anything else.
Really? Wow, you must be a huge geek.
Agrees with #3,9,13. Star Wars geeks are awesome guys!
#221 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:45pm by rae
guys.... he doesn't necessarily like star wars... its just a joke.
If you are that much of a nerd, then the only date you will get is in a galaxy far, far, far away.
I sent the exact same text out to everyone.
I totally laughed when I got this text. You're better off without that humorless bitch.
If you are that much of a nerd, then the only girl you could ever get is in a galaxy far, far, far away.
If you are that much of a nerd, then the only girl you could ever get is in a galaxy far, far, far away.
If you are that much of a nerd, then the only girl you could ever get is in a galaxy far, far, far away.
Haha, that's hilarious.
If she doesn't get nerd humor, her loss. :P
#230 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:09am by no_one
First off, that text was HILARIOUS.
Second, anyone who thinks sending that kind of a text is lame, must be under the age of 15 because they obviously don't appreciate Star Wars in general.
Third, delete the EX already! She's wack, son.
Yeahhh... Rock on with Star Wars. EMBRACE IT!
It's hot. :]
forget her. she sucks. you can find your fourth to be with you.
lol, you set yourself up on that one.
I'm a day late (at least here in Australia)
But Happy Star Wars Day! I'll have to remember this for next year
Oh, and go see Star Trek, I was at the World Premiere, its friggin awesome!
aren't you glad she's your ex
haha you're such a nerd, but still cool in your own way.
What did #15 say? Oh and whoever that straight guy defending gays was, you are awesome
P.S I'm also straight with a girlfriend
I got an account after months of reading FML daily just to let you know that this made my day. Seriously. That owns so hard.
This sounds like something my boyfriend would do. Except I haven't actually seen Star Wars.
He's very upset with me.
What a bitch. I would START going out with someone for doing something like that.
To everyone who says it's absolutely necessary to delete exes' numbers:
I have an ex whose number I keep deleting, only to get a text from him a month or two later... So, in order to quit making a fool of myself by asking who the heck this is EVERY single time I get a text, I put his number back in my phone so I'll know not to text him back!
...but, I do have a fear of accidentally texting him when I meant to text someone else... Bah, exes are so weird sometimes.
ahahah! wowwwwwww. i never knew there wuz such a day.
haha 207 yeah i'd like to see tiltedwrestler mop the floor with you again any ways that was an awesome text but anyone who sends mass texts to everyone in there list deserves to be shot never mind to think of the people who have to pay for every text
She's so not worth it. Star Wars is way epic. And Star Wars Day is genius. May the fourth be with you ;]
NERD.
also, i would like to add, in the words of bill cosby (r.i.p);
zeep zop zoobity bop
@224/227/228/229
LIEK OMG U R LIEKKKK SOOOO FUNNY 4 MAKIN A STAR WARS JOKEEEE
No. Seriously, go die. Right now.
OP, although I too am a Star Wars fan I think keeping your ex-gf's phone number is a rather dumb idea.
YDI man, and you're certainly better off without that bitch. May the 4th be with you.
She was not worth you time. Once I read this I sent Happy starwars day to everyone :)
your awesome
I have never heard that before and I am so unbelievably cut that it is now May the 5th over here and I am too late. DAMMIT!
FYL for having a bitchy ex (but then again, who doesn't?)
Just check the numbers next time. Shitty people don't deserve the good jokes XD
She sounds like a bitch, Star Wars is better anyway.
yeah WELL today is my birthday. i got 50 wall posts today saying that.
Dude. That made me lol. I'm with #3: Send it to me; I won't dump you.
#254 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:11am by FTL
What a judgemental cow.
#256 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:41am by RaphX
geez, ur ex has no sense of humour
#257 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:41am by SqueekySneekers
i think sending an overly exited txt to EVERY contact on your phone was a BIT too far.
Hell, I'd date you. That's fucking awesome.
I've never watched star wars but i knew it was star wars day. Took me a while to figure it out though
I agree with #3, your ex is a total loser! Then again, I'm a geek chick myself :)
Ahahahahaha oh, man, you are captain of your own failboat. YDI.
I was going around saying that yesterday, and everyone thought it was awesome!
Then again, I'm a girl, and everyone loves a geek chick. :P
Why do you even have her on your phone anymore?
she didn't break up with you because you like star wars.... it's because you are a dork!
Haha I'd never heard this before! Now I have to wait 364 days to text that to my friends!! XD
she was probably KIDDING people! jesus christ gain a sense of humor! i woulda sent that to my ex too .. but i woulda probably said "jk jk :)" afterwards.. and if I ever received that from an ex i would just laugh. god people take things WAY too seriously.
This sounds like something my wife would say to me if she left me! LOL She hates my facination with Star Wars, Fire Fly etc...
What's missing from this FML, is that he was in a horribly made Chewbacca costume made from shag pillows that weren't even the right color. If that wasn't bad enough, he went on Fark.com, and decided that an already funny story headline: "May the fourth be with you" used in the form of a FML would get him some cheap laughs, and like Dane Cook at a REAL comedian's stand-up show, he recited it.
And you still have her number.... why?
I love me some Star Wars, but I wouldn't be sending texts like that cause I know everyone doesn't share my enthusiams for it.
That said, sounds like you ex is a superficial bitch if that was a consideration in breaking up with you. You're better off.
Oh well, her loss.
(I did this too :))
hahah there is a star wars day? thats effin awesome!
you're girlfriend's not right for you and your life isn't fucked because of this. YDI
Exactly what number one said.
I think that's a sweet thing to do :D You deserve better then your ex :)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
soo funny
You should have texted back "Bitch, I wasn't talkin to you!"
You would've put her in her place soooo nicely :)
I definitely like Star Wars, but I wouldn't want to date someone who was obsessed with it. I can't quite tell if you are though. Understandable she is your ex if you guys don't share the same interests, but she didn't have to be a bitch. She could have just ignored the text.
#283 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:24pm by patray_angel
It's okay, she's an idiot and wasn't for you. Someone who loves Star Wars just can't be with someone who hates it. You'd think it would work, but my ex-bf hated Star Wars and would go off on me every time it came up. Not even for me bringing it up, but if there just happened to be an ad on TV or if he found a Star Wars book in my room, or if my dad mentioned we'd watched Star Wars that weekend. It was a harmless text and your ex could have just let it go, but I think her response indicates she's a bitch who has some issues.
hmmmmmmmmm... you must be a loser. I know it for sureeee
i sense a loser. i wouldn't be texting that to everyone in my phone even if i did like star wars. regardless, that was still a pretty bitchy thing to say
Your ex wasn't worth the time if she's going to be a mega youknowwhat about a fun text message.
Love star wars, but that's funny as fuck
She's a bitch; that joke is awesome.
Star Wars is epic friggin' win.
But that pun was epic fail.
She sounds like a bitch. You're better off without her narrow minded bs
What a mean person! You're way better off.
This isn't a FYL, you should be happy such a stupid bitch isn't your girlfriend anymore. =D
You sound absolutely darling.
wtf? that's a funny joke!
awww i think thats a really cute text to send. it would have made me smile
haha star wars is awesome, i had a star wars marathon with 2 guy friends. : D
#301 - On 05/06/2009 at 7:27am by f_ckerdef_ck
and then you posted it on fml
fuk, im glad i dont have any friends like you
hahaha she's a dumbass xD don't get me wrong... i hate star wars but hey, everyone has a freaky little side.
Who cares what your ex-girlfriend thinks? Unless you still have feelings for her, but she's obviously not worth it judging from her reaction.
Hahaha, douche.
"May the 4th be w/ u?"
Seriously??
I'd have broken up w/ you too.
Haha, I actually thought that was a pretty good joke. Don't worry, most girls don't understand the true amazingness of sci-fi jokes XD
I'm with #3 on this.
YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!
to add to you rock my socks, you rock my spocks.
your to cute
i told that to soo many ppl
and imma girl ;)
What an unappreciative bitch.
Are you that star wars kid from you tube?
Your ex sounds like a bitch. You should have smacked her in the face with your lightsaber.
If she can't handle that, than she was to narrow-minded to be your gf. You don't want someone who won't support who you are.
YDI... for still having your ex's number in your phone!
wow what a mean girl! you are better off without her!
why do you still have her number?
She's an idiot. I sincerely hope you find someone better suited-- don't worry, the stereotype is that we don't exist, but there are plenty of good looking, Star Wars-obsessed girls out there.
good tip: as soon as you break up, remove her number from your book. If you can't for some reason, remove the first digit of the area code so you can add it back. Accidents like that sucks.
Haha, burnnn.
#322 - On 05/17/2009 at 9:53pm by LadyinaBlueDress
hahahah that sucks. but the text was funny.
dont blame her you sound like your 2 ... to watch starwars is one thing but tht is another...
Ur ex clearly is a very boring and plain girl if she cant appreciate star wars as the epic series it is and that anything ascociated with it is nothing but epic as well. I really think u dodged a bullet there by being dumped by her. All other girls who agree with the ex - get some help.
Also am i the only person who can tell he is meaning 4th july when he txts "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you"!
FFS there are alot of people that need help!!
He is not meaning the fourth of July, he's meaning May fourth, which is star wars day. I was confused when I saw the date said 5/4 instead of 7/4 until I googled star wars day.
YOU, SIR are a KING amongst men. She is not worth the paper she is written on. Find some ubergeeky chickybabe to be awesome in her stead.
I'm a chick and I enjoy Star Wars (but I'm more of an X-Men fan to tell you the truth), I grew up with Star Wars. Your ex just isn't cool enough to appreciate such a classic. I would totally go out with someone like you because star wars nerds (but hopefully not the SUPER obsessed kind) or geeks in general are usually sweet and have an amazing sense of humor which is really important to me when looking for a guy.
And for all of you who think you're just so bad ass for making fun of this kid, go screw yourselves. You're not nearly as awesome as you think.
First of all Kudo's to you for knowing star wars day. Your ex just doesnt appreciate the classics like a normal human.
Plus, i think that is a fantastic thing to text somebody. When i heard about star wars day i was extremely happy.
star wars day??? really....
yeah...i would have broken up with you too
YDI for being such a geek :D
And YD getting flammed for being such an ignorant prick :D
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awww your ex is mean & your better off without her... if an ex boyfriend of mine told me to get over Harry Potter I'd be mad... don't listen to her your great just the way you are
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