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Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them I impale my forearm on a knife that's sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML
You should've stabbed him/her and then said "You're right, these dishes do need cleaning."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015