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Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them I impale my forearm on a knife that's sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51912) - you deserved it (3090)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by hurts (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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