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Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML


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On 05/20/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by Ahlph -

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a towel heater sounds kinda amazing

#4 - On 05/20/2011 at 6:04am by babyyappld

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whoa whoa whoa isn't that a little hard to reach? start small, like a washcloth heater :p

#17 - On 05/20/2011 at 6:20am by jennifer93

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