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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42175) - you deserved it (9072)

On 05/04/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Why is this an FML?

#1 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:59pm by MoobyTheCow

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Yeah my mom has told me over and over again that no child of hers is allowed to be gay, so really... your life is not fucked, your mom sounds surprisingly sane.

#3 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:02pm by goatcheeselover

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