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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49031) - you deserved it (11548)

On 05/04/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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