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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML
Yeah my mom has told me over and over again that no child of hers is allowed to be gay, so really... your life is not fucked, your mom sounds surprisingly sane.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Saturday 1 March 2014