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Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33725) - you deserved it (6376) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

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poor pigeon.
Fuck the pigeon's life.

#3 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:02pm by anakaren_831

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poor guy. it's not ur fault tho :(

#1 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:00pm by spartans916

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