Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7748) - you deserved it (48809)
On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States
Username's life also sucksToday, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes.…
ihatelife also deserved itToday, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd…
wow. poor squirrel
#1 - On 05/15/2011 at 10:11am by manw
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why didn't you just tell her the truth?
#2 - On 05/15/2011 at 10:11am by vanillatwilight6
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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