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Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

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you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op

#5 - On 05/14/2011 at 1:43pm by SunDropGirl

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Is "play tiger" the slang for "going all pedobear"?

#14 - On 05/14/2011 at 1:50pm by HeavyMetalViking

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