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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38659) - you deserved it (4406)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow, what an ungrateful bitch.

#1 - On 05/09/2011 at 6:02am by starwind3438

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Ouch. Marry him and then you can scream "WELL YOU'RE MY MOTHER IN-LAW NOW BITCH"... Actually don't do that.

#5 - On 05/09/2011 at 6:07am by Blueglasscup

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