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Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26540) - you deserved it (3475)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

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It's a scourge on humanity! It makes your pee smell all funny! It must be banned!

#6 - On 05/07/2011 at 5:07pm by DocBastard

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ATTENTION, once you have started reading this, you can't stop. If you do not send this message to 29 people by midnight tonight, an asparagus will appear outside your window an give you asparagus syndrome.

#39 - On 05/07/2011 at 5:28pm by iAmScrubs

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