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Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML


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On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

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Wait, if you didn't have friends, who told you that you were boring? The nail file?!

#13 - On 05/06/2011 at 10:04am by HeavyMetalViking

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a nail file... just a nail file? no kinky setting? didn't use the nail file for anything erotic? just a nail file, against a monotone background?

#14 - On 05/06/2011 at 10:06am by kilroy88

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