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Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

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This really doesn't seem too bad. if I were watching I would clap for you succeeding! The other person parked like a dick and you pulled out of it with out fucking up your car. Congrats.

#8 - On 05/06/2011 at 3:00am by Jackiess22

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I just picture you backing out like an old lady in a buick

#3 - On 05/06/2011 at 2:58am by largefoofighter

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