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Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!
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Friday 14 March 2014