Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

#16041844
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9863) - you deserved it (25848)

On 05/04/2011 at 6:01am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and…

Cuppycake also deserved it
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door…

Top comments

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

#3 - On 05/04/2011 at 10:08am by ImInABox

See in context

+52 | 6

Romantic fool, lol.

#1 - On 05/04/2011 at 10:07am by ihasbrains

See in context

+42 | 8

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by