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Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

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On 05/04/2011 at 6:01am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

#3 - On 05/04/2011 at 10:08am by ImInABox

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Romantic fool, lol.

#1 - On 05/04/2011 at 10:07am by ihasbrains

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