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Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16486) - you deserved it (101034)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

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why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

#1 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:08pm by RyeBreadBoy

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YDI for smoking.

#5 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:10pm by Sessee

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