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Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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what an ahole! I bet you're gorgeous! don't mind what he says...

#1 - On 04/30/2011 at 9:37am by forestqueenie

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Wow what a jerk!! I would've said "and gee I had forgotten why we were ex's but thanks for sparking my memory"

#9 - On 04/30/2011 at 9:44am by jennifer93

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