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Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
what an ahole! I bet you're gorgeous! don't mind what he says...
Wow what a jerk!! I would've said "and gee I had forgotten why we were ex's but thanks for sparking my memory"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014