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Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49284) - you deserved it (4350)

On 05/03/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by xoxo96 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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If everyone else was dancing, then there was no one left to pick up your shoe, right?

#5 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:13pm by Kiduk

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So you're sad because no one liked your shoes?

#1 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:07pm by Ohnoitslindsay

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