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Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22845) - you deserved it (3523)

On 04/29/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Jaggu (man) - United States (Washington)

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Hi! my name is,(what)
Hi! my name is,(who)
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#1 - On 04/29/2011 at 6:32pm by every1luvsboners

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"So this has been amazing! Next time I'm in town we need to catch up again."

Later at home.

"You'll never guess who I bumped into!"

"Who?"

"............Argh crap."

#8 - On 04/29/2011 at 6:33pm by Longing

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