Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work....

By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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You deserved it 5 110

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 430

You deserved it 2 353

By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 607

You deserved it 4 352

By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 197

You deserved it 4 510

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 287

You deserved it 4 423

By p00p_m0nsta - 10/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

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You deserved it 2 690

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 535

By maxiflouf - 28/12/2008 09:50 - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

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You deserved it 2 944

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 746

By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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You deserved it 631

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 82

cgchamp89 7

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:34

You liar, it's every1luvsboners...

ImThePope 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:43

You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):

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MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:36

SAY MY NAME!!!!

BaskenRobin 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 4:17

"WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH" "uhh... Michelle! Michelle!"

koolstorybro 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:00

!xobile

koolstorybro 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:00

!xobile

mandel2000 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:37

oh nana whats my name?

OMG_N3RD 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:02

SHiITTBOII!! Lol

Predental 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:45

oh na na whats your name

Katie_the_Great 6

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:52

Katie :)

MissBunny25 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:40

my name is hilda, I'm a 45 year old maid with 22 cats. I love vibrators and brooms. oh, this isn't my eharmony account... ****.

Predental 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:47

lol^^ sounds interesting

CommonSenseKarma 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:31

Wow, 45... ****, eff your life, looks like you picked a bad plastic surgeon. The cats make sense.

CommonSenseKarma 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:32

*55, my bad... and I'm only kidding ^_^

CommonSenseKarma 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:42

Yes.

imlagginglol 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:00

My names John McCain and I disaprove this message.

imlagginglol 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:03

Disapprove*

largefoofighter 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:51

two trailer park girls go round the outside

calbabe96 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:52

say my name, say my name. when no one is around you, say baby I love you...

mintcar 9

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:52

He recognized you but forgot your name, big deal.

largefoofighter 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:54

and use plural

CheckMyProfile 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:01

people forget, no biggie!

FreebirdIII 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:08

Just checking to see if you took your life partners name.

Darcon 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:29

true. Like in hot tub time machine, when they r at the hotel and the dude gives his last name to reception which he took from his wife, his friend takes the piss. Its a good film.