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Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33770) - you deserved it (5226)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

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you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

#6 - On 04/29/2011 at 1:06pm by goldenone

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Happy Birthday OP and try to change your ways next time.

#3 - On 04/29/2011 at 1:06pm by flyboykhi

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