Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (3996)
On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being…
popcorn also deserved itToday, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching…
you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.
#6 - On 04/29/2011 at 1:06pm by goldenone
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+76 | 2
Happy Birthday OP and try to change your ways next time.
#3 - On 04/29/2011 at 1:06pm by flyboykhi
+25 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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