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Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28918) - you deserved it (4565)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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Atleast he is progressing in life! You should feel honored! ;)

#3 - On 04/26/2011 at 6:09pm by brookeec

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your turning his downs into ups

#12 - On 04/26/2011 at 6:12pm by hubla

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