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Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

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oh yeah she's okay, she is just busy being dead is all

#4 - On 04/26/2011 at 4:12pm by Crlnprz

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aahahah it's ok, i do the same kind of things when i'm nervous like that

#3 - On 04/26/2011 at 4:12pm by catherine012

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