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Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25315) - you deserved it (13740)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

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Goodluck trying to explain that.

#1 - On 04/26/2011 at 5:46am by Beebow

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Why does that look oh so funny in my mind? Fuhohohoho!~

#3 - On 04/26/2011 at 5:47am by Mirorbo

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