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Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32267) - you deserved it (17873)

On 05/03/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Sally256 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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