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Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Sally256 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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What bug was it? I mean if it looked dangerous you should've known but if you thought it was a ladybug or something harmless, then that's just bad luck.

#1 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:29pm by Jaywin

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Next time listen to your kids. I hate bugs except for ladybugs, butterflies, and caterpillars.

#7 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:35pm by i_am_tiff_21

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