Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

by mylifeisamovie / 02/28/2009 at 1:39am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML

    #9 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:37pm by Cokebottlecrazy

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  • Why is that FML? Pick up where you left off.. Geez.

    #1 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:09am by Stupoopy

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