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Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27568) - you deserved it (2896)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved

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Go inside the bathroom and lock the door. Make the trip inconvenient for everyone else too.

#2 - On 04/20/2011 at 4:10pm by epicwinmaster

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And no man offered you his seat? MONSTERS!

I have a hard time imagining EVERY seat being full, did you just stay in one car for the full seven hours and didn't grab a seat when people got off at various stops? Seems a bit fishy to me.

#1 - On 04/20/2011 at 4:08pm by Monikabug

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