Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

by MyS3lf / 04/18/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Reprimand him. Don't care that he's your father-in-law. As long as he's living in your house, he go by your rules which is... No shitting in the bathtub!

    #8 - On 04/19/2011 at 3:03am by shakeTHEworld

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  • So that's why I found pieces of corn in my loofah.

    I can't wait to be old.. pinch women on the ass, forget to brush my teeth for a decade, argue with the neighbor that his christmas lights are against the homeowners agreement, believe I'm always right even when there's a ton of proof saying I'm wrong, polishing my shotgun on the steps on halloween , wait in line at a grocery store to complain that my .05 cent coupon was not used to buy my 1 banana that I bought, drive in the left lane at 35mph with my right blinker on all the time...

    #19 - On 04/19/2011 at 3:45am by enonymous

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