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Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23704) - you deserved it (5431)

On 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by markyvilla - United States

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You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;

#5 - On 04/15/2011 at 12:00am by I_iz_B_a_troll

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shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars

#2 - On 04/14/2011 at 11:58pm by andres19

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