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Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

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On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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oh, my! haha, sorry OP, I giggled a lot at this.

#1 - On 04/09/2011 at 9:39am by JHC88

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maybe the bar was dimly lit too? :S haha

#4 - On 04/09/2011 at 9:42am by victorioustunnel

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