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Today, I brought my own thermos of coffee on the train with me, the kind that flips open to uncover the mouth part. I take a few swigs and notice a cute boy nervously smiling at me. Suddenly, I feel something drip down my nose. The flip part was leaving drops of coffee all over my forehead. FML
Are you kidding me? This could have been a perfect opportunity to be funny and charming.
You notice the coffee drops on your forehead. You touch your hand to your forehead, then look at your hand. Then you smile, as though holding back laughter because you know you look silly. You look up at the guy, still sort of smiling. "Do you have a napkin or something?" You say, starting to giggle.
If you play it off when you look silly, you come off as somewhat clownish, but in a good way.
YOU, MADAM, HAVE SQUANDERED A GOOD OPPORTUNITY.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015